I love grunions. Such funny little creatures. I'd recommend finding a video of them in action where they bury themselves in the sand, only to wiggle around and "pop" out of the sand again.

As a teenager I once stumbled upon a grunion run, before I had any what they were or that it was even a thing. It was… pretty incredible. I still consider myself lucky that I got to see it.

> In addition, they only spawn during full or new moons – because they need a high tide.

Seems like tides should be dependent solely on moon position, not moon phase.

There's an old movie called "The day The Fish Came Out".

Only one solution: WE MUST DESTROY THE MOON.

Hell yeah

Apropos of nothing, but would there ever be a "non-wild" orgy? Perhaps an orderly progression of couplings, with a timekeeper and protocols, and tea being served?